A heating engineer
Sunday, 21:40
A boiler has packed in. The customer wants to know whether this counts as an emergency and roughly what a callout costs. The contact form asks for their postcode and promises a reply “within two working days”.
The conversation
Customer says: My boiler's making a banging noise and there's no hot water. Can someone come tonight?
Agent replies: That sounds like a lockout rather than an emergency leak — no water on the floor is good news. We don't do same-night callouts, but I can get you the first slot tomorrow. Emergency callout is £95 for the first hour, parts on top, and we'll tell you the price before we fit anything. What's your postcode and a number to ring?
Job booked at 21:41. The engineer reads it over breakfast.